TIFFANY WILL
PUT ANYTHING
IN HER MOUTH
Meet the woman at highest risk of Hep A and B in the country… but in the most boring way.
Statistically, food influencer Tiffany McShane has been identified as the person at most risk of contracting both Hepatitis A and B.
McShane, known on social media as “theDgrader” is the self-identified food challenge champion of the tristate area, whose high risk behavior includes frequent visitation to restaurants with a D grade from the health department as part of her blog.
The virus is most commonly transmitted from mother to child during birth and delivery, as well as through contact with blood or other body fluids during sex with an infected partner, unsafe injections or exposures to sharp instruments.
McShane’s risk profile, however, is much more mundane.
Tiffany’s best friends Doug and Jeffrey Nguyen shared with us that they’re hesitant to invite her to their house these days. Says Doug, “My husband said there’s no way she’s bringing her poop mouth to our parties unless she’s like, tested and vaxxed.”
According to the CDC, a single shot of the hepatitis A vaccine can help prevent hepatitis A if given within 2 weeks of exposure. Depending upon your age and health, your doctor may recommend immune globulin in addition to the hepatitis A vaccine.
Tiffany is considering the vaccine, but she needs our support. Her most recent post reads, “if eight more people follow me, I’ll get the shots!”
Save the Straight People hopes we can rally our community to get Tiffany at least double that amount.
- Hepatitis A is usually spread when a person accidentally swallows fecal matter (stool) — even in really small amounts — that has the Hepatitis A virus in it.
- Hepatitis B is spread when body fluids — such as semen (cum)* or blood — from a person who has Hepatitis B enter the body of someone who does not have it.
- Hepatitis C is spread through contact with the blood of someone who has Hepatitis C, mainly through sharing needles, syringes, or other injection drug equipment.
- About 10% of new Hepatitis A and 20% of all new Hepatitis B infections in the United States are among gay and bisexual men. Many men have not been vaccinated against Hepatitis A and B, even though a safe and effective vaccine is available.
* CDC said cum! We at Save the Straight People fully support using the words that people actually use when communicating the risk of disease. This is not the time to be prim and proper.
This site is parody, but the risks, research, and resources are very real.
Advocate for your own health. Get vaccinated. Stay vigilant. This is everyone’s fight. For more information, visit CDC.gov or talk to a healthcare professional.